Apr,4th
16 ♥ - Reblog

916: I’d do them all but honestly I’m so high that I probably should have a chaperone.

#916  #text  #bilbo  #submission 



Mar,23rd
131 ♥ - Reblog

(281):

Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner

#text  #281  #legolas  #bard  #its our 1 year anniversary  #100 notes 



Mar,2nd
25 ♥ - Reblog

(734):

Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom

#734  #tauriel  #text 



Mar,2nd
12 ♥ - Reblog

(646):

Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse

#646  #bilbo  #text 



Mar,2nd
27 ♥ - Reblog

(604):

you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt

#604  #text  #nori  #sorry for the hiatus 



Jan,26th
19 ♥ - Reblog

(650):

He won’t have sex to beyonce. I hate him.

#650  #text  #thorin  #queue 



Jan,26th
11 ♥ - Reblog

(775):

I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.

#775  #text  #bilbo  #queue 



Jan,26th
36 ♥ - Reblog

(989):

I probably won’t go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn’t have facial hair.

#989  #text  #kili  #kili's beard kink 



Jan,19th
133 ♥ - Reblog

(817):

When was the last time you wore pants?

#text  #Thranduil  #bard  #214  #817  #100 notes 



Jan,19th
18 ♥ - Reblog

(913):

Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.

#913  #text  #fili